restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
I will… I don’t even know. I’m beyond pissed. I work my ass off to pay for my truck, take care of it and try to make it nice. And you piece of scum not only dent and scuff it, but actually chip the paint down to bare metal. I am currently rip shit.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!
- G: You can sleep on the air mattress with me as long as you don't move much in your sleep.
- K: I can manage that *Lay down*
- G: *Starts moving around*
- K: Stop rocking the boat!
- G: *Makes a point to shake the bed*
Already loving every second of it.