Text 29 Jul HEAVY MONTREAL IS IN UNDER 2 WEEKS
Text 28 Jul 459,592 notes

2spooky4boo:

restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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Text 28 Jul If I find out who doored my truck…

I will… I don’t even know. I’m beyond pissed. I work my ass off to pay for my truck, take care of it and try to make it nice. And you piece of scum not only dent and scuff it, but actually chip the paint down to bare metal. I am currently rip shit.

Text 28 Jul 252 notes

f-o-u-r-s-t-r-i-n-g-s:

walk up in the club like whaddup do you like punk rock?

via My Mixtape.
Photo 28 Jul 303,688 notes tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

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Video 28 Jul 206,388 notes

asammyg:

Cut the shit, Ernie.

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Photo 27 Jul 210,927 notes eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

Chat 27 Jul
  • G: You can sleep on the air mattress with me as long as you don't move much in your sleep.
  • K: I can manage that *Lay down*
  • G: *Starts moving around*
  • K: Stop rocking the boat!
  • G: *Makes a point to shake the bed*
Text 27 Jul 1 note Sleeping in my own bed for the first time in over a week…

Already loving every second of it.